{"product_id":"billionaire-grump-model-special-edition","title":"Billionaire Grump: (Model) Special Edition","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am Levi Luxenberg. Forty-year-old billionaire. CEO of Luxenberg Enterprises. And apparently, father of one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA week ago, having kids wasn’t even in my ten-year plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, I have a five-year-old daughter who will hardly look in my direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am aware that Amelia is grieving her mother’s death, and I swear I’m not a complete jerk, but I jumped on a private jet to Chicago at a moment’s notice, and the kid won’t even say a word to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs if that wasn’t bad enough, our pilot just got sick and I have to fly commercial for the first time in years.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou’d think that would be the end of it, but no.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe cherry on top?\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAmelia would rather interact with Clare, the divorced, jobless, tipsy woman sitting right in front of us, than me.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShe chats with her, she smiles at her—she even draws her a freaking picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI would be really mad if I didn’t actually need a nanny. Urgently.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSince my assistant screwed my wanted ad over and made me look like a grumpy billionaire desperately looking for a wife, Clare suddenly seems perfect for the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1rem; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShe has no place to live, no idea who I am, and no qualms about being my live-in nanny on a trial basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: #0a0909; font-family: Raleway, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 1.2px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe problem is, I think I might want to keep her around longer…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author Willow Fox","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Signed Bookplate)","offer_id":47659604181289,"sku":"9604753000679","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Signed Paperback","offer_id":47659672404265,"sku":"billionairegrumpmodelse-signedpaperback","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/7445\/5081\/files\/billionaire-grump-model-special-edition-44678418792745.png?v=1708101348","url":"https:\/\/shopwillowfox.com\/nl\/products\/billionaire-grump-model-special-edition","provider":"Author Willow Fox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}